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"Are those drugs?"
"No, mom. I try not to leave my drugs on the kitchen table when you come over."
"Well, what are they?"
"Haw Flakes. They're like candy."
"Well, okay. How do you know they aren't drugs?"
"Eh? Well, do drugs list ingredients on the side of the package, usually?"
"I guess not."

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